The gorgeous and talented Jaqueline Lovell Sara St. James really steals the show here. As do all the frequently naked Russian-accented models that band together under Timothy Bottoms' leadership to smuggle weapons.
Timothy Bottoms. Geez, what went wrong in his career? From Last Picture Show to this? Did he have a drug problem? If there was a little less convoluted plot, this might qualify as softcore porn. One of the lesbians can't speak. Making her the perfect woman. She is appropriately called "Silencio," despite the fact that the word "silencio" is Spanish and the girl is supposedly Russian. A lot in this movie doesn't make logical sense, aside from the plot.
Is Lovell's character a whore, a gun smuggler, an American exchange student or what? But the nonsensical moments in the movie make for some great laughs, along the lines of Mystery Science Theater. For instance: To get rid of Lovell, the bad guys They leave her alone, I guess figuring eventually she'll slide down? Is this how they thought walking the plank was supposed to be done? The cheap production values make for some giggles as well.
The "explosive" is obviously one of those cologne sample tubes. And when a bunch of girls get shot by some random dude who looks very confused as to why he just shot a bunch of hot chicks the bullet wounds on one of the girls makes it look like she's wearing a girl scout sash.
This is great entertainment. I'd give it a ten out of ten on the unintentional comedy scale. It gets a 7 because the good guy freakin annoyed me and there wasn't nearly enough nudity,.
Details Edit. Release date April 24, Greece. United States. Yalta, Crimea, Ukraine. Zalman King Entertainment Inc. Playboy Entertainment Group. For US ratings information please visit: www. We are an independent movie lovers club worldwide with Not related to any media or corporation. What Gabe doesn't know is that an old friend-turned-enemy of his has indirectly lured him into the situation, and the models that were hired locally are skilled weapons handlers and dealers. The ship is on its way to meet a South African submarine to whom Dean means to sell a piece of high-tech and illegal cargo.
Everything goes horribly wrong when Dean, the captain, the models and Gabe all start killing each other and they spend the rest of the film trying to survive.
But since he only does whores she has to go to his regular shagging pub and switch places with the real prostitute. How logical. They should have just admitted that Ursula liked his ass instead of trying to work it in to some kind of weird conspiracy. As if Gabe is going to be spending his night hanging around the docks peeking at peoples private business anyway.
Sexy Vera Sotnikova is the supposed leader and the girlfriend of thug Dean but unfortunately she gets blown up in the end. There is an ironic scene where the girls are playing cards below deck with their little sailor boys sitting submissively behind them. But then they ruin that by showing them all shagging in a mass orgy later on. It would have been much better if their werent so many men in it, and if Gabe didnt play quite such a major role -by the way he doesnt turn out to be the pig with the heart of gold in the end.
On the contrary, the last scene implies that Ursula becomes his regular lay at the whore-house was he paying for it, she takes a step down in the world I liked it that the girls were Russians, the accents made the whole crime thing seem more dramatic.
I wont lie, the film is trashy and cheap. But perhaps with the right mood and a J or two a lot of people could see the beauty of it's simplicity, not to laugh at it but maybe to become inspired by its ambiguity and to smile at its raw amatuarishness.
The plot makes no sense. Why the hell is a fashion photographer invited along on a weapons smuggling operation? It's never explained. But it doesn't matter. The gorgeous and talented Jaqueline Lovell Sara St.
James really steals the show here. As do all the frequently naked Russian-accented models that band together under Timothy Bottoms' leadership to smuggle weapons. Timothy Bottoms. Geez, what went wrong in his career? From Last Picture Show to this? Did he have a drug problem? If there was a little less convoluted plot, this might qualify as softcore porn. One of the lesbians can't speak.
Making her the perfect woman. She is appropriately called "Silencio," despite the fact that the word "silencio" is Spanish and the girl is supposedly Russian.
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